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KICKOFF, EVERYONE. SO MUCH ON THE LINE. YOU MIGHT SAY. A SCARY WEEK FOR THE FANS OUT THERE. YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE. SO IT IS THE SEASON AND WE’RE JOINED BY ICHABOD CRANE, THE HEADLESS TALKING HEAD HIMSELF IN STUDIO, AND A FRIED FLOYD OF ROSEDALE ARE TWO BIG COLLEGE KICKOFF ANALYSTS. THANK YOU GUYS. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US APPEALING SPORTS ANCHOR. WE APPRECIATE IT. WELL THAT’S ME AND THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR WEARING MY SON’S BANANA FOR THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME AHEAD OF TIME. SO LET’S GET INTO IT. IT IS A SCARY EPISODE. AND WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST ABOUT IOWA STATE’S OPPONENT? UNDEFEATED BYU. WHAT SAY YOU, ICHABOD? WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THEIR QUARTERBACK’S NAME IS BEAR. AND YOU CAN SEE WHAT ONE OF THOSE DID TO ME BACK IN THE DAY. OKAY. NOT GOOD. SO THAT LEAVES SOME PTSD ON SOMEBODY. IT’S GOING TO BE TOUGH FOR ME TODAY. BUT I’M GOING TO I’M GOING TO BE BRAVE AND I’M GOING TO FIGHT THROUGH AND CHEER ON MY CYCLONES. TELL US ABOUT THE BEAR, NOT THE BEAR THAT ATTACKED YOU, BUT THAT IOWA STATE WILL BE FACING THEIR BEARS FRESHMAN QUARTERBACK. GOOD PLAYER. HE CAN RUN. WE’RE GOING TO NEED DISCIPLINE. OKAY? YOU KNOW THE CYCLONES. WE’VE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THE RUN GAME. THERE’S A STRONG RUN GAME. SO WE GOT TO STOP HIM. MAKE HIM PASS THE BALL MAKE HIM PROVE IT RIGHT. YOU DEAL WITH BEARS AT A DISTANCE SCOTT. YOU DON’T GET UP CLOSE. THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. WE CAN TELL. LET’S GO TO THE IOWA MINNESOTA GAME. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? BACON BOY, ABOUT THIS MINNESOTA TEAM COMING IN? YEAH, THEY THEY RUN A BRUISING OFFENSIVE RUN GAME. AND IT’S LED BY DARIUS TAYLOR. THEIR RUNNING BACK. AND THEY RUN THAT INSIDE ZONE THAT CRAM. AND THEY HAVE A BIG OFFENSIVE LINE EVERY YEAR. AND YOU KNOW THE CRAM’S COME IN EVERY TIME. AND IT SUCKS. AND IT’S NOT FUN. BUT YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH IT. AND THAT’S MINNESOTA WEEK AS A D-LINEMAN. SO THAT’S WHAT SCARES ME THE MOST BECAUSE I’VE DEALT WITH THAT BEFORE. AND IT’S NOT FUN. BUT THEY’RE GOING TO GET IT DONE. ALL RIGHT. SO REALLY IT SHOULD BE BYU AND MINNESOTA BEING SCARED. WHY SHOULD BYU BE SCARED OR WHAT SHOULD BYU BE SCARED MOST ABOUT IOWA STATE RIGHT NOW COMING INTO THIS GAME? THEY’RE COMING INTO OUR HOUSE. THEY’RE COMING INTO JACK FRIGHT. THAT’S WHAT I’M CALLING IT TODAY. JACK FRIGHT, OUR HAUNTED HOUSE. IT’S GOING TO BE 60,000 PEOPLE. MR. BANANA SCREAMING, YELLING, SPOOKING THEM OUT. THEY’RE NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. I MIGHT BE IN THERE RIDING BY WITH MY LANTERN. MY BEAUTIFUL HORSE. CHARLIE. WE’RE GOING TO BE JUST ZOOMING BACK AND FORTH ALL AROUND. IT’S. YEAH, IT’S GOING TO BE SPOOKY. THEY’RE GONNA BE. THEY’RE GONNA BE SEEING GHOSTS. NOTHING LIKE JACK TRICE STADIUM. KINNICK WILL BE ROCKING AS WELL. WHY SHOULD MINNESOTA BE AFRAID OF THE HAWKEYES? YEAH. YOU MENTIONED KINNICK LAST WEEK. WE SAW KINNICK ROCKING, AND I THINK THAT RUN GAME WE SAW LAST WEEK AS WELL WITH GRONOWSKI GETTING OVER 100 YARDS AND KAMARI MOLTON NEARING 100 YARDS IN THAT GAME. THAT’S A SPOOKY RUN GAME. I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE BETWEEN OUR HEADLESS TALKING HEAD ICHABOD CRANE AND OUR FLOYD OF ROSEDALE BACON, WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS THINKS YOU’RE SCARIER? I DON’T KNOW, I THINK IT DEPENDS. I THINK IT DEPENDS ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE. IF YOU’RE NOT YOU IF YOU’RE IT’S DEFINITELY NOT YOU. IF IT’S IF YOU’RE FLOYD OF ROSEDALE, YOU SEE A PIECE OF BACON. YOU’RE PRETTY SCARED. BUT IF YOU’RE A HUMAN PERSON AND YOU SEE A HEADLESS GUY, THAT’S ALSO SCARY. SO QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M A PIECE OF MEAT. I’M NOT. I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYES. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. WELL, THIS HAS BEEN REALLY GOOD, BUT IT’S TIME TO SPLIT.