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31ST. THIS GOOSE, WHO CALLS A MARSHALLTOWN CEMETERY HOME IS PROVIDING A LOT OF ENTERTAINMENT, BUT ALSO A FEW PROBLEMS. ����vlog PHOTOJOURNALIST ROBBY RISSMAN TALKED TO THE CEMETERY’S GENERAL MANAGER ABOUT THE EFFORTS TO FIND BLOSSOM, A COMPANION. HEY, BLOSSOM. YOU MADE A MESS AGAIN. BUT WE LOVE YOU STILL. BLOSSOM CAME TO US A FEW YEARS AGO WITH A ANOTHER DOMESTIC GOOSE WE NAMED THEM. BUT IN BLOSSOM, UNFORTUNATELY, WE LOST BUD THIS PAST YEAR. SHE’S KIND OF BEEN LONELY EVER SINCE. AND IT’S GOTTEN WORSE. WE’RE JUST HERE RECENTLY, AND WE’RE HAVING BEHAVIOR ISSUES WITH HER STANDING IN FRONT OF OUR OFFICE DOOR AND PECKING ON THE GLASS AND PEERING IN, MAYBE LOOKING AT HER REFLECTION. AND WE DON’T KNOW FOR SURE, BUT AND THEN SHE’S POOING ON OUR ON OUR DOORMAT. LONELY, WIDOWED DOMESTIC GOOSE SEEKS LIFE PARTNER FOR COMPANIONSHIP AND OCCASIONAL SHENANIGANS. AND I POSTED A A PERSONAL AD LOOKING FOR A MATE FOR BLOSSOM. AND THAT’S KIND OF HOW THIS WHOLE THING GOT STARTED. AND WE’RE HOPING TO FIND ANOTHER WHITE DOMESTIC GOOSE TO KEEP HER COMPANY HERE. I’M YOUTHFUL, ADVENTUROUS AND LIVELY, AND I’VE BEEN TOLD I’M BEAUTIFUL HERE, BABY. COME HERE. THERE WE GO. GOOD GIRL. INTERESTED PARTIES SHOULD ASK A HUMAN TO CONTACT RIVERSIDE CEMETERY AT OUR PHONE NUMBER AND OUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO FIND HER LIFE PARTNER OR TO SHARE COMPANIONSHIP, TIP AND OCCASIONAL SHENANIGANS. SO SHE WON’T BE LONELY ANYMORE. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GOOSE. IT’S NICE TO SEE THE THAT YOU CAN POST A PERSONAL AD FOR AN ANIMAL. RIVERSIDE CEMETERY BOASTS FREQUENT UPDATES ABOUT BLOSSOM ON ITS FACEBOOK PAGE. MAKES YOU KIND OF SAD FOR YOU. YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT IT’S A LITTLE SAD TO SEE HER. YEAH. LOOKING AT A REFLECTION OR LOOKING AT THEM TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE SO WELL, HOPEFULLY THEY’LL FIND HE